Chat with God !

Vous avez toujours rêvé d'avoir une conversation avec Dieu ?
C'est possible, à cette adresse : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Essayez, vous verrez, ses réponses sont vraiment très drôles, surtout quand il se met à rien comprendre.

Dieu qui me fait du rentre dedans :

Citation :

God:
Are you married or single?
Me:
Single, why ?
God:
What a coincidence, I am single too.

Ouaaah Garion t'as un ticket avec Dieu !!! Je savais pas XD

Tu veux pas lui demander 2-3 faveurs pour moi ?? ^^

Demande lui toi-même !
Ce lien est excellent, le robot est assez bien fait en fait, même s'il perd parfois le fil de la conversation.

Je trouve ça nul, il comprend même pas les blasphèmes.

Pis il dit "LOL" au fait que j'aime manger des gens.... .... ....

Fallait lui dire que t'étais sérieuse et que si tu ne le croyais pas tu allais t'occuper de son cas !

Il comprend rien de ce que je lui raconte

Haha

Citation :

Me:
Can you give me money ?
God:
Who would you usually get that from? .
Me:
My sexual slave
God:
Your sexual slave?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
"It" is the right term
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
It's handsome and little, we can hit it with an axe all day long
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Lalaru
God:
I never heard of Lalaru before.
Me:
But, she is Satan

Bah il me connait pas sous ce nom là c'est tout

Me:
Where are you from ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Nice! I live in eastern France
God:
Thank you for that remark. What is it like living in eastern France?
Me:
It's ok, quite freezing but people are nice
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Glad to hear
God:
I am glad to hear too.
Me:
Can you see me right now, God ?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
Oh, my ceiling is quite thick
God:
Woe! Do robots have ceiling is quite thick?
Me:
Robots ? Nah, don't think so
God:
Robots rule. Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because robots basically don't have ceilings. Armors or helmets all right, but they're not wide enough to have a ceiling.
God:
That makes sense to me. Tell me your definition of a robot. All?
Me:
You don't know what a robot is ?
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
What is the extensional ?
God:
"Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name.
The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we
call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
Me:
Oh, I see... What about the intensional ?
God:
Do you think about these things? "Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
An intensional definition of a robot is like:
x is a Robot if and only if:
1. x has a computer "brain"
2. x can move
3. x has "sensors"
.
Me:
Ok I see... Well, the extensional is not much of a definition, is it ?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Yeah that's right. How about that. Is that a fact.
Me:
I knew you would agree.
God:
Who else would agree ?
Me:
Speran
God:
How old are you?
Me:
20
God:
Only 20?
You are quite mature.
Me:
My brain could kick your ass
God:
Do robots have brain could kick my ass?



Ha, même en essayant de jouer les cadors il reste marrant le God! J'ai bien tenté de faire une percée pour toi Speran, mais visiblement il s'en fout

Me:
Do you think that we will die one day ?
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is this Alison
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
OH MY GOD
God:
I see. Where did you get your GOD?
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
...
God:
Where is here?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Let's go back to our business. You met Alison, but have you met Zarkal ?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I am handsome, you know cause you're observing me
God:
I am glad to hear that you are handsome me know cause I am observing you.
Me:
And how is Zarkal ? I know that you had a relationship with him.
God:
Fine as far as I know. What happened to it.
Me:
I love when you talk of him while saying "it". Like an Animal (scuse Zarkal hein)
God:
You love when me talk of him while saying it. What do you like about it so much? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes. You have seen Zarkal, so is that comparison right ?
God:
Far out. No I don't think I have any seen Zarkal so is that comparison. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Turn off
God:
You are not my botmaster.
Me:
No, i am your master and you are my slave.
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Do you agree ? You won't be paid but you will be hitten all day long !
God:
" That's a flattering offer."? Do I agree? What makes you think that I won't be paid but me will be hitten all day long.
Me:
Me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
My authority
God:
Do robots have authority?
Me:
...You discovered my secret

Désormais, dieu est mon esclave. Il t'as même comparé à un animal Zarkal, quelle honte ! Mais je sais que vous manigancez des choses pas nettes toi et Alison